1.
"Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
force
it,
it's
probably
shit. "
【#RelationshipGoals】

2.
"I
have
a
heart
that's
made
of
steel,
but
falling
in
love
turns
me
into
a
jellyfish. "
【#LoveStruggles】

3.
"They
say
love
is
blind,
but
I
don't
even
have
a
nose
to
begin
with. "
【#SingleAndProud】

4.
"Love
is
like
a
game
of
chess,
sometimes
you
win,
sometimes
you
lose,
and
sometimes
your
queen
ends
up
with
a
horse. "
【#LoveIsComplicated】

5.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
commitment-phobic,
but
I
do
have
a
slight
allergy
to
wedding
rings. "
【#LoveLifeStruggles】

6.
"I
used
to
believe
in
love
at
first
sight,
but
then
I
realized
my
glasses
were
just
fogged
up. "
【#BlindLove】

7.
"The
quickest
way
to
a
man's
heart
is
through
his
stomach,
unless
he's
gluten
intolerant. "
【#CookingFail】

8.
"I
thought
being
in
love
would
make
me
feel
complete,
but
now
I
just
feel
like
I'm
missing
a
pair
of
socks. "
【#PuzzledLove】

9.
"They
say
love
is
a
two-way
street,
but
sometimes
it
feels
more
like
a
roundabout. "
【#RelationshipAnxiety】

10.
"I
love
you
like
a
fat
kid
loves
cake,
except
I'm
lactose
intolerant
and
you're
vanilla. "
【#WeirdLoveMetaphors】

11.
"They
say
love
makes
you
blind,
but
my
partner's
snoring
makes
me
deaf
as
well. "
【#SleepDeprivation】

1
2.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
picky,
but
my
standards
are
higher
than
a
giraffe's
neck. "
【#SingleAndSelective】

1
3.
"I'm
not
great
at
math,
but
I
think
love
divided
by
trust
multiplied
by
respect
equals
a
happy
relationship. "
【#LoveEquations】

1
4.
"I
love
you
more
than
Kanye
loves
Kanye,
but
let's
not
make
it
a
competition. "
【#NarcissisticLove】

1
5.
"I'm
not
looking
for
the
perfect
person,
just
someone
who
won't
judge
me
for
eating
pizza
in
bed. "
【#ComfortFoodLove】

1
6.
"Love
is
like
a
toilet
paper
roll,
sometimes
you're
stuck
in
a
messy
situation
and
all
you
can
do
is
keep
rolling
with
it. "
【#ToiletHumor】

1
7.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person,
but
waking
up
next
to
you
makes
me
feel
like
I
can
conquer
the
day. "
【#MorningLoveVibes】

1
8.
"They
say
love
is
like
a
rose,
but
I
prefer
calla
lilies,
they
last
longer
and
are
less
prickly. "
【#FlowerPowerLove】

1
9.
"I'm
not
saying
we're
soulmates,
but
I
do
believe
in
the
concept
of
'you
complete
me. . .
until
we
break
up
and
then
I
fall
apart'. "
【#SoulmateStruggles】

20.
"Love
is
like
a
boomerang,
it
always
comes
back
to
hit
you
in
the
face
when
you
least
expect
it. "
【#LoveAndLifeLessons】