1.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap.
【笑话】
2.
Love
is
sharing
your
popcorn,
even
when
you
don’t
want
to.
【幽默】
3.
A
successful
relationship
requires
falling
in
love
many
times,
but
always
with
the
same
person.
【智慧】
4.
Love
is
like
a
booger,
you
don’t
know
how
much
it
means
to
you
until
it’s
gone.
【搞笑】
5.
A
good
lover
is
one
who
doesn't
forget
your
birthday
but
always
gives
you
flowers
on
the
first
day
of
your
period.
【真实】
6.
Love
is
when
you
can’t
stop
giggling
because
you’ve
been
through
so
much
together.
【甜蜜】
7.
Love
is
like
a
rollercoaster
ride,
sometimes
thrilling,
sometimes
scary,
but
always
worth
it
in
the
end.
【比喻】
8.
A
real
relationship
is
when
both
partners
text
each
other
like
they’re
best
friends,
but
they
also
kiss,
hold
hands,
and
talk
like
they’re
lovers.
【真实】
9.
Love
is
like
a
puzzle.
When
you’re
missing
a
piece,
it
doesn’t
feel
complete.
【比喻】
10.
Marriage
is
a
workshop
in
which
the
husband
works
and
the
wife
shops.
【婚姻】
11.
Love
is
like
a
good
book,
it
gets
better
with
time.
【比喻】
12.
Love
is
when
someone’s
happiness
is
more
important
than
your
own.
【真善美】
13.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it’s
probably
shit.
【搞笑】
14.
In
a
great
relationship,
you
don’t
need
to
be
reminded
that
you’re
loved.
【浪漫】
15.
Love
is
like
a
plant.
It
has
to
be
nourished
and
cared
for
in
order
to
grow.
【比喻】
16.
Marriage
is
a
relationship
where
one
person
is
always
right,
and
the
other
person
is
always
the
husband.
【婚姻】
17.
Love
is
like
a
mirror.
It
shows
you
who
you
truly
are,
even
your
flaws.
【比喻】
18.
Marriage
is
a
three-ring
circus:
engagement
ring,
wedding
ring,
and
suffering.
【婚姻】
19.
Love
is
like
a
sunbeam,
it
shines
bright
until
someone
farts.
【搞笑】
20.
A
great
relationship
is
when
two
imperfect
people
refuse
to
give
up
on
each
other.
【真实】
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